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May 19th, 2004


09:17 pm - another wasted vacation
Man. I don't even know where to start. There's a lot of SHIT, yeah that's right, shit. Goin on. There's way to much drama in this world. It all just needs to stop. I'm sick of fighting, arguing and bickering with everyone I know. As of right now, I'm a stoner fuck juggalo. intresting huh? Of course.

News:

Hot Topic now carrys peach and black cherry faygo for all u faygo luvers n juggalos out there.

I finally got my Phillips dvd/home theatre system. shits sick.

Me, Jeff, Joe and Pete got our tickets to: Slipknot, Chimira and Fear Factory.

Shorty and Steph are fighting about wether Steph's car needs a jump-start...fuckin l00neys, fight like they're married.

Life still sucks.

Let me tell you people in wonderfull journal land a story that all yall fuckers missed out on...its all good, it wasnt a good story anyways.

Chad Jackson's here. and out of breath, cuz the moron ran in the cold at 9 at night, with a fuckin sweat shirt on. Moron.

Anywho, back to the story.

It all started one day, when joe and pete got in a slight argument. Joe wanted to go to strawberries and get his slipknot ticket, but it would cost more that way, so Jeff had Pete order the tickets online. Joe didn't want Pete to do that, Cuz Joe doesn't trust Pete. So they fought for a while about that. And then Joe went off on Pete. Joe told him ALL the reasons he didn't like him, some legit, some not legit. Like the fact that Pete smells. ( is that a legit reason not to like someone so much that you want to kill him?) and then there was other more and actually legit ones like Pete's using me. When he's really not. Pete's doing the best he can, there's not much out there for jobs, and Pete's trying so cut him some slack. Anyways. So I got home from school that day, and Pete tells me Joe flipped out on him. So I told Pete to tell Joe, that i didnt want him coming here for a while. Not only for the fact that Joe wanted to beat Pete's ass, but for the simple fact that Joe spends a lot of time here, and when we spend too much time together, we drive eachother nuts and start arguing and shit, not good. So after I had Pete tell Joe that, Joe calls me, and I try to explain why I didnt want him coming, but he wouldnt listen and asked me a straight up question "Do you not want me at ya crib?" and I said No, and he said "ok" and hung up. So i didnt even get a chance to explain. About two hours later Joe's mom calls. She starts asking me a whole shitload of questions about what happened and i told her, joe got into a fight with pete and joe wants to kick his ass, so in respect to my mom. I don't want joe here for a little bit. She thought I said until his birthday, which I didnt. (they like to turn things around, quite strange) So my aunt's bitchin at me for a while, telling me its my fault that joes gonna be depressed n shit cuz my house is the only place he can go ...blah blah blah... and she pissed me off so bad i was crying, and it sucked. The next few days passed by, with out Joe. and I get a call from Joe saying that hes at jess's and he needs a place to stay, he told me he wouldnt do anything to me or pete, so i said yes. he's been here since with virtually no problems...and shits good. I highly doubt Joe likes pete at all, but oh well. As long as they can co-ezhist, then everythigns straight.

Yea telling u people that was pretty pointless....but i needed to get it off my chest.

I had a pretty interesting day today. I woke up, with pete dancing around listening to some cd he burnt a while ago. and jus chilled for a little bit. Watched Disasterpieces by Slipknot. and then got some pot, rolled a nice kind bud blunt, which got me so fuckin high. chilled for a little bit more, then chad picked me joe n pete up and we went to the mall. I got a new hat, with Hatchetman on it. (its phat, u should see it.) and a peach and black cherry faygo. werd.


sorry yall, no funny shit here...jus straight up talkin. im to tired and sick to be funny right now.

peace out. much clown lizzle...hahah.

and febuary vacation sucked by the way, even though its not over...
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: silence is a deadly note.

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May 12th, 2004


04:03 am - wackin wendy wendsday
this entry is partly for juggalos...and the rest of it is for whoever the fuck wants to read it, get ready fuckers cuz ur in for some pretty personal shit...heres the funny shit, cuz u probably wont even read the whole thing, shiit...i never do.

i was on aol today. in the Insane Clown Posse. talkin to people, this and that. and i decided to check the profile of this "lette" that was in there. and i found...

ame: LIZ
Location: SHANGRI-LA
Gender: Female
Marital Status: HARD CORE JUGGALETTE
Hobbies & Interests: music, Insane Clown Posse conserts, shoping at Hot Topic, hangin with friends,and partyingI LOVE ICP ESHAM ABK TWIZTED TECH 9 2LIVECREW LOTUS POD AND BLAZE
Favorite Gadgets: MY MIND IS ON MY AXE AND MY AXE IS ON MY SIDE! MY HATCHET IS MY BUDDY
Occupation: ALL U HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT IMMA JUGGALETTE... THAT IS AN OCCUPATION!
Personal Quote: "we will never die alone,,,Juggalos will carry on...swing our hatchets if we must...each aITS NOT MY FALT UR UGLY! GOD MADE U THAT WAY.. NOT ME! BUT IF U DONT GET OFF MY ASS ULL BE ALOT UGLIER!

now normally. i dont pick on juggahoes, cuz im new to the game myself. i know most if not all of what i know about psychopathic because of my homies jeff, trick, and pete. and im damn thankfull of that. cuz if they didnt tell me, id be fuckin chantin chicken huntin right now. anyways...this the conversation i had. theres some pretty funny shit in there...get ready fuckers here it comes....

MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:08 AM]: hey whats up
Lillizzy42018 [2:08 AM]: hey
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:09 AM]: wuts goin on ninja?
Lillizzy42018 [2:09 AM]: n/m chuggin a faygo
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:10 AM]: nice. jus did the same myself, but it was one that was layin on my floor that had a decent amount in it...im to broke to afford the fuckin dollar nintey nine that they charge at fuckin hot topic for that shit
Lillizzy42018 [2:10 AM]: lol
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:11 AM]: so how long u ben down?
Lillizzy42018 [2:12 AM]: sent pix
Lillizzy42018 [2:12 AM]: i been down 4 years
Lillizzy42018 [2:15 AM]: did u get the pic
Lillizzy42018 [2:15 AM]: hello?
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:17 AM]: sorry i was talkin to my mom
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:18 AM]: whos lotus pod?
Lillizzy42018 [2:18 AM]: u dont know?!!!
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:19 AM]: nah man
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:19 AM]: ive heard...dark lotus...but never lotus pod...
Lillizzy42018 [2:19 AM]: it's ICP Twizted esham abk blaze and all them rolled to geter
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:20 AM]: i kno my friend...but its not called Lotus Pod....its called Dark Lotus. the name of their cd is Tales From the Lotus Pod
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:20 AM]: n eshams not in lotus
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:21 AM]: its blaze, twiztid, icp and marz...but the new lotus is icp twiztid blaze and abk
Lillizzy42018 [2:21 AM]: it used to be dark lotus but now it's the lotus pod
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:21 AM]: wrong.
Lillizzy42018 [2:21 AM]: yes
Lillizzy42018 [2:22 AM]: if so oh well it's not that big a deal... well it is but it isnt... i mostly just listen to ICP and twizted
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:22 AM]: twiztid**
MiDgEt X MaN 420 [2:22 AM]: you kno who zug izland is? or anybody killa?

after that question i asked, her my fuckin computer tweaked out and i couldnt get online for like 20 mins, and by the time i got back on. she wasnt on. so ic ouldnt torment her...mu hahahaha.

and im not exactly positive about whos in lotus because theres two different versions of the cd, one with marz and one with abk...so if ur gonna call me a juggaho cuz i dont kno that shit. oh well. ill live.

now onto the personal shit.

im confused. i dont know what the fuck is going on in my life. friends coming and going, places to chill coming and going, weed coming and going. fuck man. i kno u all are sitting at ur computers going "this kids got it made, hes smokes more weed then cheech and chong and has more friends then the president" but the truth is. i dont. i have about 4-5 REAL friends...that dont chill wit me cuz i get em high, but chill wit me...cuz they want to. those people are, pete, joe, shorty, and jeff. i have a fuckin court case open on me now cuz my biotch ass guidance counciler. and im fuckin lonley as hell. being single was fun for a while, then it got old. i guess u could say im depressed...but what's the meaning of depressed? i mean yeah, sometimes i cry. sometimes i bitch, wine and all that shit. is that being depressed? sometimes i feel like im getting walked all over, when people come to my house..smoke all my pot or drink all my soda n then bounce. i HATE feeling like that. infact, i hate feeling like anything other then happy. and another thing that i myself am concerned about, i smoke entirely WAY to much fuckin pot. im a dumb muthafacko when it comes to some shit. and its all because of pot. i cant sleep if im not stoned, i cant eat....shiit i cant even think. it sucks too. all my life ive been told "oh ryan ur so smart" "oh ryan ur gonna go places in life" man fuck that shit. i hate when people tell me that, cuz then it jus makes me wanna fuckin prove em wrong, and make nothing of my life, jus to get em to shut the fuck up. im rambling. but its makin me feel better...so shutup, keep readin. AND STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING.

i cant write personal shit like that any more. cuz i think im gonna breakdown if i do.

i saw my ex girlfriend at the mall the other day. i think i mentioned that in one of my previous entrys, but fuck it. that girl was the fuckin love of my life dawg. 13 years old, i knew it the first time i saw her. she wasnt the fuckin prettiest thing alive, but she wasnt to ugly either. ill admit. she was on the chunky side a little bit. but its all good. that bitch was my first kiss, hug, first chick i cryed over all that shit. and i let her slip away. why?! i hope u fuckers know im in tears right now, cuz i cant stop thinkin about her. but in a way its makin me feel better, cuz no one else but this fuckin journal thing will listen to me. we had are good times, and deffinatley bad ones.. like the time that me, Bridie (that was the chicks name, pronounced Bri-i-die) sarah and andrew played spin the bottle in the woods at a camp ground. that was the night that i discovered the loverly art of french kissing. or the time that she was all sittin on me hurting me n shit, and as soon as andrew and sarah left...she started makin out wit me. now i dont know why i kept goin back to her when we broke up (we broke up several times and went back out with achother several times) i guess i couldnt resist her. shit she was my first love, who couldnt resist there first love, ya kno? anyways. there were a lot of bad memz, like the time she jacked me off and i told the whole neighborhood, and a few days later, she kicked me in the fuckin grundle. (but u missed u stupid bitch, HAH u kicked me in the stomache, AND WHAAAAAAAT!!!) or that time, when me, her and sarah went to the movies to see fuckin Crossroads (blah, movie sucked. only good part was britney dancin around in her panties wit a fuckin spoon in her mouth) and we got stranded there till like 1 cuz i couldnt get in touch wit my parents. shit sucked ass. major ass. but after all the mind games she played on me, after all the break ups n fights. i still love that bitch. i dont know why. a part of my brain, will never forget her face, or name. Bridie Lee Ryan, I love YOU. forever. and if u read this somehow some way...GOOD.

yeah this was probably the corniest entry ive written. but it felt damn good to tell something my problems...basically i jus rambled. so yeah. its like 5 in the morning. thanks for reading. hope u enjoyed, and i hope u dont post a stupid comment in my journal, cuz ill kill ya. PEACE

Much muthafuckin clown love to: joe,pete,chad parker,dave and jess rawlston. thanks for bein there for me guys. thanks for listening to the shit i have to say. means a lot to a ninja. peace.
Current Mood: mixed emotions...
Current Music: Violent J - Homies 2 Smoke wit

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May 10th, 2004


08:07 pm - mackin your mom monday muthafacko!
WOAH HOLY FUCKIN FUCK DOODLE, MACKIN YOUR MOM MONDAY CAME OUTA MUTHAFUCKIN LEFT FEILD.


BOO - YAH BI - ATCH. you KNOW u wanted THAT shit in your journal, WRONG. ur done. go to bed...

so wuts up ninjas? wut is going-the-fuck-on. not a single fuckin thing over on the east sizzle. jus chillin. STONED. PINGGGGGED the FUCK out. and petes packin a bowl. AND WHAT NIGGA!!!!! and yet again. pete is babbling on about shorty and trusting edwin and shit...woo. im jus fuckin wit ya dawg, MUCH FUCKIN CLOWN LOVE. just to let yall know. im extremly bored. and i havent posted in a while. so this ones gonna be wicked. and what...get ready muthafuckao...here it comes....6...5...4...3...2...1...


BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

there it was. congratulations. u just read that WHOLE paragraph, for NOTHING.

anyways. onto some shit. my mom got one of the big *TAX* checks of the year. it was for about 1200...cool shit. (woah nice bong hit...)

note: pete took a killa hit off joes bong ...then i tryed to match it, and got broke in the process...for those of you who didnt understand that. good. ur done. go to bed.


and yes. i jacked d-loc's shit, and what?

anyways...onto the big news...wow. im slow tonight. ive wrote like 6-7 paragraphs in like an hour. wooo... yah so i got some shit. i got a shitty dvd player/home theatre system bulshit. which sucked ASS cuz only like 3 of the speakers worked. so i fuckin had to return that shit. i aint done yet bitch keep reading. so i got a cell phone too, motorolla, peice of shit. ugly faceplate. but its a good phone. so im straight. i got a cheech and chong poster and also a psychopathic records (woot woot, props to all the juggalos out there, keepin that shit REAL, mcl yall.) and i got the psychopathic records blanket, with hatchetman on it. its funny because hatchetman's hatchet has cheese, on his hatchet. fa shizzle. no new bongs yet, but soon hopefully. i got a new digital camera, and what muthafucka. i got one. i jacked joes shit. he has no power in my room now. HAH! haha jus kiddin dawg, mcl.

so thats about it for news. so you and ya mama, can go fuck a lama. and guess what. me and my posse, of three. smoke pot. so yeah. now u know, like ya didnt before? hahaha. wow im bored. pete is still fuckin babling. about tripple H is porkin stephanie mcman like a jewish chicken...ya pete. ur done. and so am i. peace to the peace pipe. smoke on. much clown love. ur done. peace.
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: cypress hill - rock supastar

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May 6th, 2004


11:53 am - What the fuck Thursday
woah. its what the fuck thursday already? holy muthafuckin blunts. i am really stoned man. let me tell u about yesterday, and today so far...im really stoned so it'll be funny...so i suggest u fuckers keep readin this, and dont scroll down, read the last paragraph n then comment. fuck that shit!. you read the WHOLE muthafuckin thing. or NO muthaFUCKIN thing.

wendsday: very interesting day, very good too...lets begin fuckers...

i stayed up. all fuckin night. wit that bitch i mentioned in one of my previous entrys. it was cool. some shit happened. its all good. she left around 8. my mom kicked her out. she was pissed. hahaha. oh well. n then pete was awake. so i got back from school around 9:30. cuz i dont stay in school, u bitches should kno that! anyways. pete was on my damn computer, fuckin muthafucka. he's worse then me dawg. hes always talkin to someone about fuckin something or leaning over my shoulder and reading my fuckin conversations. fuckin bullshit. but its all good. hes chill. i watched some corny ass talk shows n shit, then passed out till about 3. with a few wake-ups in between cuz assholes like chad jackson like to come in a ninja's house and fuckin wake his ass up for nothin! anyways, i had good news from pete, my mom scored big. two checks muthaFUCKA! one for about 135 and another for 1200. and what. i aint rich now. but i will have pot all the time, so thats straight. so yeah. i woke up at about 3:30. and got 75 bills from my mom. bam. jus like that. i love it. tax time fuckin RULES! and bought a half off of chad jackson. he fucked me over by only giving me like 2-3 dimes. then picked up his pot, broke it up. and bounced. so fuck u jackon, us a bitch! so i had like 35 bucks. needed to get three people to the mall, and faygo and i got like two posters. joes roomate needed a dime so i skimped it like shit but i pulled it off, got ten bills and got me the psychopathic records poster, a cheech and chong up in smoke poster and RINGMASTER. i have all six now. WERD. so yeah. i got back from the mall, stopped off at my moms work to hitch a ride home, got a pizza and shit. (oh yeah muthafuckaz, i got my damn faygo! and what. 1.99 but fuck it, its jus money, right?) i got home, wit joe...and pete. shorty and his girl were here. and then it was on. all out smoke session, chad parker was here so wasnt jackson again to give me the rest of my pot, the fucker. but its all good, cuz i still gotta bag and i am fuckin STONED! thats about it for that day...

what the fuck thursday: ill day so far. its only 12:08 but fuck it here goes...

i woke up, got dressed, went to school, came home. sat on my computer, talked to some people, read some shit on icp.com about the gathering. shit like that. then finally joes monkey ass woke up. i couldnt smoke any of my pot wit out him cuz, i dont have a lighter. so i had to wait till he woke up to smoke. and it sucked. but as soon as jobis's ass got in here, he lit up a couple roches, that got us both pretty stoned. then we decided to go to dj's to what we call "hey dude" for a blunt rap n shit. (usually works but it was like 10 when we went down there) we were standin out there for like 15 minutes, went to two spots, nothing. then we decided to go to mobile. stood there for like ten minutes, then went to honey farms n got lucky. two jamacain rum blunt wraps biatch. we got back to my crib, rolled them bitches up. and now im really high. writing in this fuckin thing....woooooooooowwwwwww. iight peace yall. enjoy the post.
Current Mood: STONED
Current Music: Esham - dem boyz

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May 5th, 2004


09:22 am - bitch
hey fuckers. the reason why my date says 5/5/04 is because my computers fucked up, so it really is 2/4/04. peace --ryzzle

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09:21 am - WhAT tha FUCK is HAPPLEAITIN?
wasssssss the fuckin deal juggalos and other peeps. im jus chillin here, fuckin bored outa my little skull. listenin to korn...some funny/interesting shit happened to me in the past like day or two.

im still a virgin. how bout that fuckers? didnt know that didja, course ya did. well see....there was this chick at my house last night, im leaving names out cuz i dont want her to get upset that i wrote this in here, cuz unlike u fuckers, i have respect for women, BIATCH. anywho. it was her, me n pete, jus chillin in my room. chad and the chick, threw in on a bottle of E and J. (the grossest liqour in the world) so they were drinkin, n me n pete we're jus chillin, mackin it to chad's bitch. u kno how we do. so yeah time comes for them to leave. and i tell the chick, she can come back. and of course, i jus wanted to chill wit her, (keeping in mind i wanted some too, but oh well..) but way more then jus chillin happened...should i tell ya? sure why not...she got here, and pete was still in my room, the fucker. so of course she didnt do anything with him in there, so i walked up to him and was like "are u TRYING to ruin my night?" and he bounced. (my bad dawg, i havent made out wit a chick in like 6 months, i think ur ass deserved to go back to bed yesterday, expecially since u FUCKIN SLEPT ON ME ALL DAY!!!!) anywho.. so me n her are jus chillin...shes watchin porn on my computer off of some free website i came across...and im chillin watchin fuckin mtv n shit, cuz there was nothing else on (mind u this is like 2-3 in the morning) n all of a sudden, she jus jumps on me, and starts kissing me n shit. fuck, i didnt mind. (mind u fuckers, i didnt make a fuckin SINGLE move lastnight, she did it all...well all of what happened. so yeah. we stop makin out. and we're jus cuddling, which is cool...cuz i like that shit. (fuck all u haters, cuddlings the fuckin shit, bottom line) shit went on like that pretty much all night. which was cool, havin a bitch make out wit me when ever she feels like it, is straight wit my juggalo ass. then...at about 7-8 ish...something like that, i sit in my chair. and BAM guess whos right on top of me, makin me grab her ass smackin it n shit. cool wit me. then she starts bitin on my ear n neck n what not...still cool. and then my fuckin mom opens the door. talk about complete fuckin shock. the bitch had a look on her face like shorty when he saw my blunt wall. and thats about it for that.

im gonna sell pot now. so anyone who needs, call me up muthafacko!

gathering tickets....180...i might not be able to go :-( cuz i dont go to school. cuz my guidance councliers a bitch

so yeah chad parker got beat for his neden...HAHAHAHAHA

i STILL want a faygo

tiny is fucking a stump as i speak

wizard of the hood is funny shit

ya bored? ....CALL YA FUCKIN MAM!

i rearanged my room around for those of u who come to my house and give a fuck...my desk is where my bed was, bed's where my desk was and my entertainment center is in the middle of the two windwows.

i have a courtdate, set to febuary 10th. wish me luck yall. ima need it. but i think i have a good case, cuz my guidance counciler told me i dont belong at north, and to go home and stay home until the judge decides what he decides...FUCK YOU KIRSTY I HOPE U ROT IN FUCIN HELLS PIT, AND WHEN U DIE. THERE AINT A 40 BEIN POURED OUT IN YA MEMORY, ITS GONNA BE RYZZLES PISS, WHILE I HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN SMILE ON MY FACE. BIIIIITTCH!!

i like boobys.

do you?

cool.

alright yall. im out dis peice like a hater at a psy show biatch.
Current Mood: enthralledenthralled
Current Music: the BEEEEEP from my fucking compooper

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May 1st, 2004


11:41 pm - fuck me running ...and then sitting.
wassup yall? wuts the fuckin deal? its ryzzle here. back again for another journal entry. so many, yet so little time, huh? thats cuz im skilled. and have nothing else better to do but write in this thing. so let me take u people on a journey thru the last two days...it goes a little something like this...

friday: any other normal day. wake up, go to school. come home. usually i dont go to back to sleep. but sometimes i do cuz im really tired. friday i did, cuz me joe n pete stayed up MAD fuckin late scrapin bowls n shit tryin to stay high. joe brought his room-ates like 1000 digital camera that not only takes pictures but records video n shit. crazy. in the past few days we've takin so many pictures of: me, pete, shorty, joe, chad jackson, chad parker, tessa, britney, trick nasty n jeff, pretty much everyone who came to my house. we even got a pic of jess bond. how bout that. anyways. so i woke up. and i really dont remember what happened after that. cuz im an idiot. and i have short term memory loss. OH yeah noew i remember. we were waiting until 4-5 so that joes mom got here. and gave joe money. that was when i payed kevin and joe payed kevin. joe bought a fat half off of shorty for 40 bucks that rolled 5 blunts and then smoked a few bowls. crazy shit. that day, now i remember. cuz tessa and brittney came over outa no where. for those of you who dont know who tessa and brittney are, they're two chicks me n joe used to chill wit. i fooled around wit tessa a little bit. (no im not gettin into details, dont worry fuckers) so tessa and brittney leave. and jeff and trick get here. the original plan was to go to the mall. but of course we gotta stand around n chill. but it was good. we smoked another blunt, after we jus got done smokin 2 more, before jeff got there. so it was a good smoke day i guess. so yeah we smoked the blunt that joe rolled, then made our way to the solomon pond mall. man that mall SUCKS. we didnt do SHIT, WAY to many people. it sucked. there was fuckin security gaurds n shit EVERYwhere. but we went on a sample run as usual, like jeff would say "hittin every jap that would give us something" haha. and pete threw yet another tooth pick at someone. i got my faygo, finally. but it was fuckin BULLSHIT cuz i didnt have 9 cents. it was TWO DOLLARS AND NINE FUCKING CENTS, for a fucking SODA that i could get in FUCKIN BIG SLUTS FOR 50 CENTS! i had to ask jeff if i could break his twenty, thanks dawg, greatly appreciated, mcl. so yeah we came back here. chilled for a little bit, smoked some more pot...and chilled..listned to music...chilled. blah great day huh?

saturday: saturday straight up sucked/ruled. it was weird. i woke up to pete and joe chillin, smokin wit out me. i didnt care tho. so i woke up. smoked a stog. chilled for a little bit. asked joe if he had anymore weed and he said no. which sucked ass, cuzi went wit my pops today, but not till mad later (like 6, we usually chill at like 12 pm after noon shit) so i was gonna smoke. but i couldnt, cuz joe didnt have pot. so im chillin. shorty calls, asks whos here. told him, me pete and joe. he said he was comin over, came over. n bam there shorty was. eric and fredo got here before shorty did, and they needed a half. so shorty banged another half. so yeah ur welcmoe shorty, for sellin two half ounces for your ass. u deserve it tho, cuz u smoke me up all the time, mcl homie. (mind u guys, im drinkin right now, (sprite n bicardi razz) im not drunk yet but i will be soon, so bare with me) anyways, so we're all jus chillin. n shorty whips out this fuckin crazy ass peice. (a bowl) the things fuckin CRAZY, point fuckin blank. its kinda small, but nice. its like lime and dark green swirls, wit a ill handle on the other side of the bowl, where the carb isnt. (ya ur confused arent ya?) and some design on the top that says "SU" or SV". its nuts. hits good too. so yeah pete goes to the store. gets 4 blunt wraps for fredo. and we chill. and smoke some blunts. i got pretty much the whole day's smoke session on tape (anyone who wants to see it, can) its great. theres a lot of smokin on it. so if u like weed, ull like it. anyways. 5 o clock rolls around, and i get out of the shower, waitin for my dad to call. he calls, says his friends band's playin mad later. so we decide not to go to the palladium and instead go to burger king and elite billards downtown. so we did that. and i whooped his ass in two games of the pool. 2 outa 5. not bad cuz normally i suck against him. so anyways. after we're done playin. and hes done bein a broken fuckin record, tellin me im gonna amount to nothing if i keep not goin to school n shit. he drops me off at my crib. i get here. petes chillin. shortly after i got here, shorty gets here. smokes me n pete up,chills for a little bit. leaves goes n gets sprite n bicardi, comes back and here i am now. almost drunk. and i have to piss really bad so im out peace. much clown love to the juggalos out there.


ps- gathering news: everything will be announced on monday.

pss- kottonmouth kings news: all systems go on fire it up, set to drop 4-20-04...and new tour, in may. see u later fuckers. this is ryzzle, signing the _F-U_C-K_ out. PEACE
Current Mood: highhigh
Current Music: Tech N9ne - Suicide lettaz

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January 30th, 2004


10:17 am - ...self defocation, is a beautiful art...
this sucks. point fuckin blank, no candy coating what so-fucking-ever. im home. but im still bored. BLAH! pete n joe are over there chillin...petes sleeping, joes scraping some resin, so we can get high. and im sitting here, writing to u fucks, listenin to lotus. fun shit. i guess. so yeah. let me tell ya'll some news..

pete has 2 out of 3 court cases dropped, has a job and is gettin his shit back together....for those of u who wanna know why his shit wasnt together, its cuz one of his "friends" gave him a little drug called heroin. and pete lost his job, then his apartment. and it went downhill from there...

the gathering news so far: it is july 15-18th. tech n9ne's gonna be there, so yeah juggalos...thats all i know. hah. (note: im not sure about the dates for the gathering, because tech's website says 15-18th, but the campsites website says something different. so yeah if im wrong, sorry)

tiny fucked a stump.

i still want some faygo.

my mom gets her state check soon. so yeah ill be gettin more shit, pot, stogs, clothes, faygo...blah blah blah

you whats fucked up? how me n joe...smoke almost everyone that comes to my house up. and when we aint got shit. people come over. and are mad stingy. man FUCK YALL. im sick of this shit. im sick of fuckin dishin out all i have, and gettin SHIT or a could fuckin shoulder in return. like chad parker. fuck him man. sayin shit like "oh yah ill be up after work wit 5 bucks" doesnt come. calls at like 10:30 and asks if he can come over. wow. whatever. ill get over it.

has anyone seen britney spear's new video? such a slut. but yet so hot. and if u havent seen that shit, i suggest u do.

so yeaaaaah wuts goin the fuck on?

ahh fuck this shit, im out dis bitch like michael jackson's penis at a kids 10th birthday party.. peace fuckers, mcl.
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: Dark Lotus - give me that blood (somethin like that)

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January 27th, 2004


06:16 pm - I said Faygo, FUCK Moutain Dew. BIAATCH!
That's right Y'all. I said FUCK MOUTAIN DEW. 'Cuz guess what, MOUTAIN DEW SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what fuckerz? I haven't been to school in like 3 fuckin months. cuz schools for bitches. Expecially the school I go to. All the teachers in my school, are chill, but there asses. See theres a lot of fuckin spics n shit that go to my school, and not to talk shit, but they aint the smartest ninja's, they some dumb muthafuckaz! So of course, I get treated like a moron, just like everyone else. And thats not just spanish people, its more white then anything. but oh well, they still suck. And I wanna blow that fuckin building up.

MOM DAD!!! LISA'S IN THE BATHROOM! AND I GOTTA GO REALLY BAD! DON'T WORRY LITTLE JOEY, ILL GET THE BITCH OUT!

sorry for that. I couldnt resist. AHHHH SHIT!

So yeah, so far this week sucks. It's only tuesday, and I already wanna kill myself. There hasn't been much pot around. Probably because I don't have money. Because, I'm a broke muthafucka. Chad Jackson, has some pretty good bud. He swears its purple haze, but hes bullshittin me and everyone he's sellin that shit too, cuz it AINT FUCKIN PURPLE HAZE BIATCH! I told him, "Dude, it might be purple haze QAULITY, but it sure as hell don't look like it"

Sooo fuckers. wuts everyone up to?

So the Gatherings gonna be good this year. At least, it will be for me, cuz it's my first one. WOOT WOOT. I'm goin with Jeff, Trick N999NE, sammi, and peter party. It's gonna be great. Because, they all told me. that it's easy to get shti in there. so im jus gonna back like one or two bags, get bags with a shit load of pockets, and put little bits of weed all over the place. Those fuckers arent gonna sit there and go thru all of it? Are they? ANNND im gettin a fuckin cam. Don't know what kinda cam yet, but im gettin one. And I'm either gonna take pictures or video, of concerts, and people and different shit. I also plan to have a huge campfire, and smoke lots of pot with my homies, sounds fun doesnt it? FUCK YAH! Gathering Of The Juggalos 2004 FUCKKAZZZZZ

My life officially sucks. But it doesn't. But it does. It's one of those things, ya know? I got good friends, and a good mam, good dad n shit. but it's just not enough. I know I sound like a greedy bitch, but FUCK YOU. I've been thru some SHIT in my life. and I'm still scarred. Besides. I don't do anything, I sit at my crib, on my computer. Talking to you fuckerz, about nothing. I don't go to school, No job, and nothing do to. SHIT MAN. This city sucks. I need to get outa here. Me, Pete and Joe, are walking to Florida....anyone intrested in taggin along? It'll be fun. Either that or we're gonna ride our bikes. (Yeah, the ones we don't have....yet)

Alright. that's it. I don't have anything else funny or even intresting to say...see ya fuckerz.
Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: ICP - Psychopathic

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January 25th, 2004


01:04 pm - I WANT SOME FUCKING FAYGO!
woah. i think. im gonna. kill. some. one. yesterday was funny. but fun. but it sucked alllll at the same time. here let me explain. im gonna do it in sections...cuz its gonna be longggg....

early in the morning (i am so retarded, but so bored): i woke up. dont even remember much of what happened yesterday morning. cept for the fact that petes bitch ass woke me up. it was like 10:30 and i hear some one knocking on my window...i wasnt gonna answer it. but i knew that person was there. so finally i looked n saw who it was, it was pete. the fucker opened my window. and my half asleep ass went n let him in. i was gonna go back to sleep but i said fuck it n just stayed up. so yeah i chilled wit pete for a litttle. then joe woke up. then somehow dave got here. then fredo called n was like "im comin over wit erick n this kid derick" n im like "hey man whatever". so yeah they got here. i rolled, well joe rolled up a blunt. cuz i got a fuckin phone callw hen i was tryin to roll it. so i jus passed it to joe. so yeah we smoked that. n wut not. chilled. smoked. talked. laughed. blah blah. then jeff called. said he wanted to come over. which was cool. i love chillin wit jeff. the kids great. he's funny shit...trick to. shes the fuckin shit, bottom line biatch. anyway. so they get here. and of course my fuckin mom tweaks cuz they'res like 10 people in my room. so yeah. i think it was sami, said we should go to big lots n get faygo, and of course: me, jeff, pete n trick we're like yah! lets do it. so we got directions. i got money n we went.


afternoon: so yeah we'er on the road. jus chillin, bumpin the blaze ep at first. n trick gets this wonderful idea, to hit up some malls. fuckin terrorize the bitches....and we did. it was great. we went to the first mall in berlington, it was all classy and there was a bunch of emo bitches runnin around with there pink chucks and fuckin rainbow beanies (yah thats right, i saw u starin at my sexy ass...u kno u want it u emo biatch) so yeah. first stop: food court. we had to go on a sample run. so here we are : me, trick, pete jeff n sami. a couple of people with nothing better to do on a saturday after-fucking-noon run around the mall, gettin samples from everywhere. it was great. one sandwhich guy, we walked back and forth like four times n kept gettin samples, and he was happily giving them to us. so we walk into fucki spencers gifts, after the sample run. or before. i dont remember. and this dude fuckin shoots me in the face with air. i didnt know what fuckin hit me. i thought i was dead. turns out it was some air gun bullshit. so we're walkin around the store. n we see ill ass cards. there all oval n shit. n fuckin pete, of course. takes a pack. bam ::right in the pocket:: its all good tho. we went upstairs to fuckin kb toys....and pete stole silly string. a great past time for malls. eh eh eh. sami said it wasnt a good idea to silly string the berlington mall, so we jus pissed off some people with it. i sprayed it alllll over the fuckin front door. hahaha. fuckers. by the way. one of the times we were walking around getting samples, pete thru a fuckin toothpick at some kid. and fuckin hit him smack dab in the fuckin face. it was the funniest shit. yeah n jeff took one of those samples. from the guy who kept giving em to us. and fuckin dropped it off the balcony onto someguys head. oh man it was good. then on the way out. pete n jeff fuckin attacked some kid and his girlfriend with silly string off the fuckin balcony and we ran. it was great. so the next mall. i think it was the northshore mall. looked pretty shitty. so we decided to fuck it up some more. hah. we get in. and the malls like one giant fuckin maze, not like the auburn mall, where u got to strips of stores, one floor and about 3 or for entraces. the mall we went to was like a fuckin emo kids paradise. it was crazy, fuckin resturants and boutiqes everywhere...bitches to. man there were a lot of bitches. we seen 1 juggalo. and thats it. but its all good. so pete n jeff steal some more fuckin sill string. and FUCK up the bathroom. it was so good. jeff wrote kmk on the fucking sink. pete sprayed it on the doors of the stalls. it was fuckin funny. and they went to taco bell like 20 mins before n got tacos, and fire sauce. it was great. after they did up the bathroom, pete gave me a coupel of the fire sauces. and i opened it and as soon as i saw a nice clean window, SSSQQQQUUUIIRRRTTT. BAM right there on AMERICAN FUCK ME EAGLE! i hate that store. they deserve to have to clean fuckin fire sauce of there window. oh man i left out the greatest part of the mall attack from hell. pete jeff n me, went into fuckin abercombi and bitch. and raised hell. it was crazy. cuz when we walked in there. fuckin all eyes, BAM on us. every hot chick and dey mama was starin at this juggalo ass...jus cuz i didnt wear anything from or even close to being from that store, or anything like it. anyways. i jus followed pete n jeff around, dancing cuz there was queer dance music playing, and i awnted to make an ass of myself. so im dancing. and pete n jeff are silly stringin all the nicest clothes he can find. it was great. some bitch saw us doin it. so it cut our visit short. but the damaged they causes was straight.

nighttime area: so we leave the mall. and head out to find Big Sluts. trick called lori. and she picked up. although she wasnt able to chill. she told us where the faygo was at. if u kno wut i mean.(buuut u probably dont so shutup) none of us knew where route one was. so jeff stopped at a gas station. we asked this old guy. and he talked to us and told us where it was, and how to get there. so fast. that the guy like knew every route there or something. but sure enough. there it was: Big Lots. the place thats supposed to carry faygo. we get in the fuckin store. and the faygo is no where. and of course petes negative ass is going "here we go, big lots isnt gonna have it, its gonna be sold out and blah blah" and sure enough the fucker was right. NO DAMN FAYGO. so if u were wondering why the subject is i want some fuckin faygo, there ya go. i had money, and i was hungry so i bought a bag of fuckin FUNYUNS and some EMINEMS! but its all good, cuz i had fun all day. chillin wit my homies. makin fun of people n shit. anyways. so we decide to go to sami's house. which i thought was kinda a stale idea. but i had no choice. so i jus went. it wasnt all that bad. pretty funny actually. jeff silly stringed all of sami's dogs. sami locked herself out of her room and one of her dogs in her room. n we drank a smirnoff. it was good times. lol. so finally me, pete, trick and jeff decide to leave. long drive home. bumpin psy rydaz. it was good. we finally had stogs. so i was straight, now i jus needed to wait till i got home to get stoned.


so we get here. and theres quite a few people here: dez, shorty, steph, chad jackson and jobis. shit was all good. sister wasnt home. plenty of herb and good people. jus chillin. gettin stoned. bumped repentance. woo woo woo woo.. haha. so two o clock rolls around. petes pretty much passed-the-fuck-out in my bahtroom. and me n dez fall asleep on my bed. which was cool. and here i am now. still typing.
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: the tv...and what evers on

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